So it seems the Spice Girls are coming back and going on tour. However, I remember the Spice Girls being young, good looking and slutty. This group looks more old, rundown and desperate. I don't know you figure it out.
I also heard they're changing their super fantastic Spice names (from left to right). Anorexic Spice, Tranny Spice, Hippy Spice, I actually still look OK Spice and... wait a minute... I don't remember Mike Tyson being in the Spice girls? Odd.
After the interview announcing their return they yelled their ancient catch phrase "GIRL POWER" followed by "I'm gonna eat your children."