Thursday, August 2, 2007

Spice Girls are back... Kinda



So it seems the Spice Girls are coming back and going on tour. However, I remember the Spice Girls being young, good looking and slutty. This group looks more old, rundown and desperate. I don't know you figure it out.

I also heard they're changing their super fantastic Spice names (from left to right). Anorexic Spice, Tranny Spice, Hippy Spice, I actually still look OK Spice and... wait a minute... I don't remember Mike Tyson being in the Spice girls? Odd.

After the interview announcing their return they yelled their ancient catch phrase "GIRL POWER" followed by "I'm gonna eat your children."

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