Being a huge sports fan I struggled deciding what would be the content of this blog. I decided to go with the whole making fun of the news thing and really tried to stay away from sports. Well sometimes you can’t stick to your guns and you have to go back to your roots. Finally Please Everyone Shut Up is going to tell their view on these Michael Vick allegations.
I think they are absolutely despicable and he should be put in a federal “raw dog butt bump” prison. The crimes he has committed are so heinous that anything less than life in prison or the death penalty would make the legal system look weaker than Mind of Mencia's ratings.
Some might say “Jesus Murdoch, life in prison for Dog Fighting?” And I would reply, “My name is Mr. Murdoch!” Then he would say, “Oh sorry Mr. Murdoch.” Then I would say, “It’s OK, just don’t do it again. To answer your question, No, I am not talking about the just the dog fighting. I am talking about all the crimes Jonathan Lee Riches, is accusing him of from his jail cell in South Carolina." Riches, is suing Vick for $63,000,000,000 (yes, that is billion) backed by gold and silver to be delivered to the front of the jail in UPS boxes.
He accuses Vick with a number of allegations including but not limited too: Stealing his dogs and selling them on eBay, copyright infringement, Identity theft, subjecting Riches to microwave testing (does this mean offering him a hot pocket?), swearing Allegiance to Al-Qaeda and (my personal favorite) using drugs in School Zones.
So inmate Riches, obviously a very trustworthy guy, is accusing Vick of all this and we are letting him walk the streets? No, not in my country! There should be no trial, no jury, straight to execution… Who is with me?
Rufio, Rufio, Rufio!!!!
I think they are absolutely despicable and he should be put in a federal “raw dog butt bump” prison. The crimes he has committed are so heinous that anything less than life in prison or the death penalty would make the legal system look weaker than Mind of Mencia's ratings.
Some might say “Jesus Murdoch, life in prison for Dog Fighting?” And I would reply, “My name is Mr. Murdoch!” Then he would say, “Oh sorry Mr. Murdoch.” Then I would say, “It’s OK, just don’t do it again. To answer your question, No, I am not talking about the just the dog fighting. I am talking about all the crimes Jonathan Lee Riches, is accusing him of from his jail cell in South Carolina." Riches, is suing Vick for $63,000,000,000 (yes, that is billion) backed by gold and silver to be delivered to the front of the jail in UPS boxes.
He accuses Vick with a number of allegations including but not limited too: Stealing his dogs and selling them on eBay, copyright infringement, Identity theft, subjecting Riches to microwave testing (does this mean offering him a hot pocket?), swearing Allegiance to Al-Qaeda and (my personal favorite) using drugs in School Zones.
So inmate Riches, obviously a very trustworthy guy, is accusing Vick of all this and we are letting him walk the streets? No, not in my country! There should be no trial, no jury, straight to execution… Who is with me?
Rufio, Rufio, Rufio!!!!
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Right on!
You can take the N*gger out of the ghetto but you can't take the ghetto out of the N*gger. (Am I allowed to say that?)
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