"Free at last! Free at last! Thank God Almighty, we are free at last!"

In case you were unaware last year Kali Bowyer (whoever that is) accused the all mighty and powerful Chris Rock of being the father of her 13 year old son. Chris Rock has been married for 10 years now and has two children with is wife. So it isn't like he would be a cheat if it was his kid however paying child support is not cool. A DNA test was given and it was found that there is a 99.999% chance that Rock is not the father. Go Chris, Go Chris, Go Chris. We all know that I Think I Love My Wife was an absolute blockbuster (wink) but with that child support I was afraid that you weren't going to be able to wear metallic leather suits.

On the opposite side of the spectrum (not leather suit wise) is poor poor Eddie Murphy. Eddie Murphy just got a DNA test over Scary Spice's new baby, unfortunately he was found to have a 99.999% chance of being the father. You know what I say. "RUNNNNNNNNNNN, Eddie, RUNNNNNNNNN" and deny it until the day you die. Watch out for her left hook that thing is deadly. I heard she once knocked out a man in 8 seconds. I mean the don't call her Scary "Iron" Spice for no reason. Oh... wait... damn... I'm getting her confused with Mike Tyson again, aren't I.