An Appeal to Our Readers

Hey Loyal (and not so loyal) readers,

We here at Please Everyone Shutup have a task for you (it's not homework, so don't moan). We'd just like to get an idea of our readership. If you guys could, please vote in a poll now and then (top right corner). Also, leave your feedback on articles beneath the "Comments" tab. Give yourself a handy nickname, and let us know how you liked the article or what you'd like to see us write about in the future. It really gives us a thrill (and an ego trip) to have our lines quoted back to us, because we're not sure anyone is actually reading this thing.

Lastly, tell a friend. The more people that read this, the more articles and time we'll put into this.

Thanks for your support,
Mr. Book, Mr. Murdoch, Johnny McNugget, & Loki