Congratulations, Matt Murphy. This is the tool that caught Bonds' 756th homer. Way to break that record Barry; we're real proud of you. Hank Aaron did it in the days of larger parks, less health and fitness knowledge, oh and lest we forget - NO F*CKING STEROIDS. This record is a sham and that ball is garbage. I'm sure you'll get a lot of money for it, Murphy, but it's like getting the 1919 Blacksox series winning ball or a tip from Pete Rose (attained through ill-begotten betting money). Personally, I'd rather have Hollyfield's ear or Barbaro's leg (RIP). At least those gems would've come from real winners.
Wednesday, August 8, 2007
Matt Murphy's Bullshit Souvenier
Congratulations, Matt Murphy. This is the tool that caught Bonds' 756th homer. Way to break that record Barry; we're real proud of you. Hank Aaron did it in the days of larger parks, less health and fitness knowledge, oh and lest we forget - NO F*CKING STEROIDS. This record is a sham and that ball is garbage. I'm sure you'll get a lot of money for it, Murphy, but it's like getting the 1919 Blacksox series winning ball or a tip from Pete Rose (attained through ill-begotten betting money). Personally, I'd rather have Hollyfield's ear or Barbaro's leg (RIP). At least those gems would've come from real winners.
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