Wednesday, August 8, 2007
Matt Murphy's Bullshit Souvenier
Congratulations, Matt Murphy. This is the tool that caught Bonds' 756th homer. Way to break that record Barry; we're real proud of you. Hank Aaron did it in the days of larger parks, less health and fitness knowledge, oh and lest we forget - NO F*CKING STEROIDS. This record is a sham and that ball is garbage. I'm sure you'll get a lot of money for it, Murphy, but it's like getting the 1919 Blacksox series winning ball or a tip from Pete Rose (attained through ill-begotten betting money). Personally, I'd rather have Hollyfield's ear or Barbaro's leg (RIP). At least those gems would've come from real winners.