Where is the outrage? Where is the anti-peeing on people group?
Oh wait, I just heard from the Monopoly man. It seems that R Kelly had a "Get Out of Jail Free" card. Then he landed on free parking! Life isn't fair.
Mr. Murdoch: AHHHHHHHH, AHHHHHHH What is she doing out from under my childhood bed?
Mr. Book: I don't know how we didn't come upon her earlier. Not only is she so U-G-L-Y that she don't need an alibi, but she's also kinda a soul-sucking hag that basically tore her political party apart while they maintained a crazy lead due to public opinion.
Loki: Sooo sexy. She's like the offspring of The Mask and an infected anal fistula.
McNugget: One must not let the Hillary near bright light, especially sunlight, which can kill the Hillary; One must not get water on the Hillary; and, most importantly, One must never feed Hillary after midnight.
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