I was reading the news this morning and I saw that R Kelly is finally going to trial for having sexual relations with (peed on) a minor, five years ago. Is it just me or does this seem kind of ridiculous? By now that girl is like 30 and R Kelly has come out with like 4 new albums and made millions of dollars. If he just went to jail 6 months after he was caught he would be out by now.
Where is the outrage? Where is the anti-peeing on people group?
Oh wait, I just heard from the Monopoly man. It seems that R Kelly had a "Get Out of Jail Free" card. Then he landed on free parking! Life isn't fair.
Where is the outrage? Where is the anti-peeing on people group?
Oh wait, I just heard from the Monopoly man. It seems that R Kelly had a "Get Out of Jail Free" card. Then he landed on free parking! Life isn't fair.
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After reading your ideas regarding the crimes of the one and only R Kelly, I arrived at a conclusion regarding the anti-peeing on people group. There simply isn't one, and here's why. If R Kelly had videotaped himself peeing on a animal such as a horse, or an elephant, or god forbid a dog or cat, I bet you my entire life savings (which is only 40 dollars) that those whacko PETA people would be on him like parmasean cheese on pasta! So I've concluded that people like animals better than people. Well PETA your time is running out because I have just started my own group geared toward saving people, the more important species on the planet. People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals Including Serious Genera All Year, or PETAISGAY is an essential group if we are to make as a species in this crazy world. Hope to see you all in the future, hopefully in a world where peeing on people is no longer allowed. Thanks for listening.
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