17 kids??? Why??? I can't stand 1 of em.

Yeah - these are all her kids. 17 of em. She's spent over ten friggin years of her life bein pregnant! Where does one draw the line?

I mean, imagine her with her pants off. Imagine what effect a light breeze will have - it'd be like a superhero's cape fluttering in the wind.

And to add salt to the wound, all of their names begin with a "J". So after, like, 10 kids they ran outta J names and started makin crap up like Jedidiah and Jinger.

Talk about middle child syndrome. I bet they can't name of all their kids without having to sit down and make a list. Makes ya happy with the household you were born in, huh?