Scott Baio is 45…and single…and still acts like a little bitch!

Can someone please explain to me when “celebreality” became cool to watch? First of all, the word…"celebreality" makes as much sense as betting on a deaf kid in a musical chair contest. We all know that the realities of celebrities are nothing like a regular person’s. The people who invented this word watch MTV Cribs like it’s a documentary about the new age nuclear family. They crate these shows so you the viewer can basically stalk your favorite celebrities. Look its bad enough that we have to put with reality stars who think they are real actors (Teck, and Trishelle) but do we really have to put up with people trying to do it in reverse (Scott Baio, and any person on the Surreal Life). Look I mean the whole idea of watching my favorite celebs doing “normal” people things was cute…for about 15 minutes, but now I am just really tired of it, and this new show about Scott Baio didn’t just put me over the edge, it put me 150 ft below the edge, impaled on a spike.
First of all if you haven’t seen this show your one of the lucky ones. This show can be compared to only one thing, going to the dentist. You start out sitting down and thinking what’s going to happen to me in the next five minutes, and then before you know it, you’re on your back screaming for your mother to come and save you. The show’s premise is very simple; Chachi must find out, with the help of a life coach, why he has been unable to have a meaningful long term relationship. All this show really is is and excuse for Scott Baio to show off to everyone all the hot girls he banged in his life and now how we should feel sorry for him because he’s not married at 45. With all due respect Charles, I’m not going to feel sorry for anyone who has banged almost as many Playboy Playmates as Hugh Hefner.
Now, if I may, here’s my answer to why Scott is 45 and single. First of all, I don’t think any woman in this day and age wants to be married to a man who spends more time in the bathroom than her. Seriously, has anyone seen this guy lately, he always looks like he just came out of make-up, which shouldn’t be the case because it’s a REALITY show, and we all know that make-up people are not part of a regular person’s reality. Second, I think a girl would feel weird by the fact that she could easily beat the crap out of her boyfriend if he got out of line. I mean look at this guy, he looks like if the wind was moving faster than 10 mph he would have to stay indoors that day, praying to God that he remembered to shut all the windows. Lastly, and this may be the hardest one for him to understand, is that……………….your Scott Baio and you’re a loser. Thank you and have a good night.