Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Heidi Montag has World's Largest Chin (and is going to Iraq)

Heidi Montag offends me. She is a half-retarded, fully-irritating, celebrity-for-who-the-f-knows-why, and is dating probably the only person in this world more insufferable than she is.

Also, she has the world's largest chin. She looks like the bastard child of Rocky Dennis and Glenn Quagmire. They could've staged the moon landing on her face.


On the upside, she and her idiot boyfriend are planning a trip to Iraq, as part of the Please I'll Do Anything Shameless Self-Promotion World Tour. Maybe they'll forget how to get home.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I HAVE THE WORLD'S LARGEST CHIN

Pung.