I was as shocked as you were when I first watched this. We really haven't made fun of Britney in a while. Don't worry, the second she messes up again we will be all over it.
Thanks for the heads up Brit!
Mr. Murdoch: AHHHHHHHH, AHHHHHHH What is she doing out from under my childhood bed?
Mr. Book: I don't know how we didn't come upon her earlier. Not only is she so U-G-L-Y that she don't need an alibi, but she's also kinda a soul-sucking hag that basically tore her political party apart while they maintained a crazy lead due to public opinion.
Loki: Sooo sexy. She's like the offspring of The Mask and an infected anal fistula.
McNugget: One must not let the Hillary near bright light, especially sunlight, which can kill the Hillary; One must not get water on the Hillary; and, most importantly, One must never feed Hillary after midnight.
Past Ug-O's:
Sharon Stone
Dina Matos
Madonna
Brigitte Nielsen
Khloe Kardashian
Linda Hogan
Heather Mills
Sam Ronson
Sarah Jessica Parker
Amy Winehouse
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once in college (with murdoch) our school's paper put out an april fools issue in which they made up stupid shit for the by-lines. one, i found particularly funny, for reasons i cannot quite explain: "a taco filled with tacos. a taco taco!" it blew murdoch's mind then, and i suspect it would blow britney's mind now.
dammit. now i really, REALLY want a taco.
The Tacos makes the whole video.
clearly, Britney is aiming too high. i mean, come ON; you guys are fuckin' PESU-Pee! and she thinks -you're- gonna help her out?! she should try one of the B-grade rags (like the Times or the Journal) first and save herself the shame of being turned down by you guys
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