Thursday, July 10, 2008

Take The Damn Pill

The rage fills me. I am like a little teapot, short and stout, here is my handle here is my fist. When I get all steamed up hear me shout. Tip me over so I don’t off myself.

Jamie Lynn Spears 17, gave birth to daughter Maddie Briann on June 19. This went basically unreported on PesUP because… well we don’t really give a shit. Now if she took her shirt off on June 19th you might have heard some fuss.

The reason I bring it up now is because of an interview I read in which Jamie says this about her new life as an unmarried teenage mother:

"I love taking care of her. It is so much fun. I just want to hug her and kiss her, and I'm happy all the time,"

Great Jamie, we’re glad the baby is healthy and everything is going well for you. One question though, did you have to make having a baby sound so gosh darn great? Now with an insecure, stressed out, emotional mess (that every teenager becomes at some point in their life) we will have to worry about two things instead of one. We used to think, “Wow, they are really depressed I hope they don’t kill themselves.” Now we are going to have to say, “Wow, I really hope they don’t get pregnant.”

Trust me people we are better off with the suicides. Just because your life sucks doesn’t mean that you should drag a poor baby into this shit. Your life sucks not his/hers.

When people say stupid things other people listen, causing IQ’s to drop like value of the dollar (economy joke). The thing about stupidity is it is more infectious then pink eye. The more dumb shit that is spread, the more likely we are to watching Ben Affleck movies or walking around with Bluetooth headset on when we aren’t on a phone call.

Please, Jamie Shut Up.

1 comment:

Loki said...

I thought I was the angry one...