Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Oh Miley, You're Such a Sweetheart.

While reading an article about my favorite 15 year old I learned that she was a virgin. This isn't a shock, SHE'S FUCKING 15! OK so some people lose their virginity early...(wink).

It turns out that Miley preaches abstinence (boooooooooooo! not for me, but shit, what about all the 16 year old kids that are thinking to themselves that they can land that ass?). Not only does she just believe in it but she wears an abstinence ring to prove to the world that she hasn't and won't have sex.

See, I just found that a bit weird because I saw some pictures of her and she wasn't wearing a ring... Like these two:

Or over here, see... no ring:

Wow, no ring. That is just plain silly.


Loki said...

Her best friend Leslie says, "She's just bein' Miley"...

Puck said...

is it just me, or is that more of an insult?
"she being retarded"
"oh, she's just bein' Miley"
"...yeah...didn't i just say that? thanks for connecting the dots, Captain Obvious"