This Watermelon Is So Good!

This watermelon is so good it's giving me a boner. No, it really is giving me a boner.

"What the researchers touted is the presence of a precursor called citrulline of arginine, a common natural amino acid, in watermelon. Arginine has a range of physiologic functions in the body and some help maintain sexual health and promote sexual performance."

Now my favorite summer treat will also remind me of the lack of women in my life. Damn it, I already have my mom for that.

"I know I am not getting any younger mom. I just haven't found the right girl yet. God!"

Look for the next poll where you will get to vote on who should eat an entire watermelon and write their experience.