Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Proud to Be Italian

Picture links to article.

As some of you may know, Murdoch and myself are both a quarter Italian. McNugget is 100% red-white-and-green. So it really makes us proud here at PESUP when we hear about the old motherland. Especially when we find out cool cultural information.

And what better info than the article above. It's too good to not quote:
It was less than a decade ago that Italy’s top criminal court ruled that it was impossible to rape a woman who was wearing jeans. The court concluded back then that nobody could forcibly remove a woman’s jeans unless she cooperated.

Now, the Italians really have something here. Have you ever seen a woman trying to put on jeans? They take like half an hour! When guys buy jeans, they don't hafta worry whether or not the butt tapers out or if it's too low-rise. Guys just worry about length and waist. They're pretty much straight-sized, and there aren't jeans for big butts or thunder-thighs. Girls look like they're at a pit-station in a NASCAR race. Things are getting screwed on and buzzed in and streamlined. And forget about getting those things wet. Any guy that's worn a tight shirt and sweat through it knows that you need the jaws of life to get out.

Now picture a drunk and/or frightened girl wearing tight-tight jeans. ITALIAN tight jeans. Yeah, that's hot. Wait, what was I talking about? Who cares. I'm gonna picture a hot girl in tight jeans. I suggest you do the same.

1 comment:

Puck said...

clearly these italian justices don't keep up with their porn: it's common knowledge that you can just RIP any article of clothing off (if you're horny enough)!
it doesn't even matter whose jeans we're talking about: if they're hers, you turn into the Hulk. if they're yours, you can rip through them hands-free (as Murdoch and his watermelons can attest)!