It's Been an Odd Couple of Days at the Office...

As I walk through the halls of PesUP, I wonder to myself, "Why the hell haven't we been posting?" I stop by the kitchen to pose this question to Johnny, but he is in the middle of an unstoppable brainstorm. Before I can say a word Johnny beats me to the punch and says, "Why do we have to order a sandwich, fries, and a shake separately? It's criminally inefficient. If there was only some way to combine all three into a delicious sandwich and cut my order time down by a third...Wait! There is a way! The way I just said!" Johnny kept going, but I would be a fool to interrupt genius at its finest.

I try to find Murdoch. He is preoccupied with the Spyrograph he bought on eBay last week. He has actually spent 36 hours straight dripping paint into it and it doesn't look like he plans on stopping any time soon. He mumbles something incoherent. I sounds kinda like "Get me water, I'm dehydrated and might actually die soon." Haha, crazy Murdoch. Let's see what Book is doing.

Book is wearing L.A. Lights and is hula hooping on the Wii Fit in his underpants. He asked me to videotape it so he could put it on Youtube. I did what any good Samaritan would do and videotaped my friend thrusting his pelvis around while he's in his knickers, so he can post it on the internet for the world to see.

As for me? I've taken the Metamucil challenge. I'll spare you the details but until I can convince the guys to get wireless internet (and to buy me a laptop so I can use the wireless internet), I'll be indisposed for the next few days. I've never felt so empty inside. Stay tuned over the next few weeks as we resume parodying celebrities, bringing you the best in today's dumbass news and offering our opinions when nobody is asking for them. Plus, more Living Lohan, Ugos-of-the-Week and a strange assortment of eclectic musical tastes. Night Ranger would be proud.