Thursday, July 10, 2008
What the Hell?
Last night, the Crypt Keeper made a guest appearance on the Australian talk show Kyle and Jackie O. In an attempt to captivate the audience, he did a full split in strippers heels. This whole time, I thought he was a friggin' puppet and then he goes and does this to prove me wrong.
Wait...THAT's Pam Anderson? Wow. It makes me sad that I wasted so much sperm on her from '95 - '98. I think we can all agree on one thing - the years (and hep C) have not been kind to Pam.
In a related story, the floor was soon-after treated with Penicillin.