Thursday, July 3, 2008

Haha, Nobody Likes You, Tila

During last night's finale of A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila 2, Tila rejected a guy who professed his undying love for her for an unsure bisexual chick. In an ironic twist of fate, the chick rejected Tila deciding that she prefers sausage parties to clam bakes. Tila walked away alone and humiliated.

In response to season 2's shocking conclusion, MTV has announced that it will begin filming a third, darker season this coming fall. To emphasize that the show will take on a darker tone, they have renamed the show A Shot at AIDS with Tila Tequila, in which MTV will inject Tila with AIDS and she will have sex with each contestant without their prior knowledge of her infection.

The winner of the show is the last person standing, who will win a shot at love with Tila Tequila. Providing that she has not yet died of AIDS.

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