Sunday, July 27, 2008
Shia LaBeouf messing up?
Thank God. This D-Bag has been ruining movies since he came onto the Hollywood scene. You might remember him from such great films as Transformers, Indiana Jones 4ish, Constantine and I-robot. Oh, you haven't seen any of those films... neither have I. Strange isn't it?
This weekend Shia (sweet name I thought I was writing a blog not hanging out at a strip club) was arrested for driving under the influence after getting into a car accident. Luckily no one was hurt, except Shia. He needed surgery on his hand and is expected to miss 1 month of filming on Transformers 2.
No way. That means, another piece of crap film that I will never see will be delayed another month or whatever. Blah blah blah and stuff. Yada yada yada eh ah eh.
OK this kid sucks. He makes millions and millions making movies (if one would dare call the 2 hours of wasted life that) and the fucker can't call a cab? Hopefully he spends 16 minutes in jail just like the rest of the celebs that get arrested for DUI's. I mean 16 minutes in jail can really change your life. Ask Lindsay Lohan, Khloe Kardashian, Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton, together they have spent almost 6 hours in jail. Yeah, hard time.
So Shia I hope the surgery goes well. Movies cost about 12 bucks a ticket now a days and without your name in the previews I might see some of these pieces of crap. Shit I want to retire some day.