Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Hayden, Forgive Me - But Please Shut the F Up!

It's a sad day for me when I have to tell a smoking 18 year old, blonde, dolphin-saving hottie to shut the f up, but alas, here we are...

Hayden Panettiere is the latest in a string of hotties that think they can sing because they do it in the shower and the muffled acoustics sound good, so they get a team together and try to put out a hit record (i.e. Scarlet Johannson, Paris Hilton, Heidi Montag).

On the up side, in this video, Hayden is primped up like a whore in dark eye liner and tight clothing and she shakes her ass seductively. On the bad side when she tries to act gangsta, she moves like Natalie Portman in her infamous SNL rap video. Also, the song is fucking garbage. Hayden, you're hot and from what I hear, you can act. But when it comes to singing - please...SHUT UP.

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