Why So Serious?

I know exactly what most of you are thinking, "Holy face paint Batman...Heath LIVES!!! He and Tupac are still alive, living in Atlantis under the dark rule of Elvis Presley". Well, that all still may be true but the person pictured above is not Heath, but rather a man named Spencer Taylor who is playing the character of The Foker (Fake + Joker= Foker...I'm FUNNY!!!) Two days ago Spencer took his character to a whole new level when he dressed up, went to a movie theater, and began stealing merchandise from the movie The Dark Knight...dressed as the joker.

I feel really bad for this kid for two reasons. One, his nose could host the 2010 Winter Olympics. Two, he's a 20 year old, who dressed up like The Joker, and tried to steal Batman stuff. I think it's safe to say that he has become the newest member of the Virgin For Life Club. How do I know this you may ask...well...not only am I the president but I'm also a member!