Thursday, May 29, 2008

Rachel Ray, Terrorist Extraordinaire

Click the picture for article.

What do you see when you look at this picture? That's right. Delicious coffee being held by a terrorist sympathizer. And she's in a park! Oh no! She could be near our children! But fear not, the ads were pulled once a blogger (noted in the article above as a "conservative" but mentioned here at PESU as a bastion of freedom) notified Dunkin' Donuts that Rachel was wearing something similar to a "kaffiyeh", or muslim head-covering that "has come to symbolize murderous Palestinian jihad. Popularized by Yasser Arafat and a regular adornment of Muslim terrorists appearing in beheading and hostage-taking videos".

Of course Rachel Ray is a terrorist. She's always screaming at the top of her lungs and speaking in some squeaky non-understandable language (or maybe it's just the coffee). How else could she take over most of the world by this point? She's small, semi-attractive and has about 20 jobs. But she made the wheat-thins box. She's pullin down wheat-thins money. And I heard her husband pays chicks to spit on him.

And as for Dunkin' Donuts. Is anyone REALLY surprised? The last time I went to D&D, it went something like this:

Mr. Book: Hey, can I get a coffee, light and sweet, and a boston creme?
D&D Salesperson: Na-da-ladah-hada-fadah two-dollars and fifty-two cent.
(a minute later)
Mr. Book: Um, you gave me 50 munchkins and a coolata. I ordered a coffee and boston creme.
D&D Salesperson: Mocha-choca-lata-dada.
D&D Salesperson: Ohhh... (staring at me)
(while I'm leaving)
Mr. Book: Damn terrorists...

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