Thursday, May 29, 2008
Apparently Clay is not Gay
TMZ reports that former American Idol Runner up, Clay Aiken, has knocked up a 50 year old record producer named Jaymes Foster. I was 97% sure that Clay prefers the company of men and 84% sure that he was the catcher. Hearing this story changes everything. I'm now only 95% sure that Clay is gay and 83% sure that he catches. My world has been turned upside down.