Thursday, May 29, 2008

Apparently Clay is not Gay

TMZ reports that former American Idol Runner up, Clay Aiken, has knocked up a 50 year old record producer named Jaymes Foster. I was 97% sure that Clay prefers the company of men and 84% sure that he was the catcher. Hearing this story changes everything. I'm now only 95% sure that Clay is gay and 83% sure that he catches. My world has been turned upside down.


Mr. Book said...

A 50 year old pregnant? Jaymes? We sure this is a real baby and not some poodle that Clay and James adopted?

weens said...

Yes he is.