Monday, May 5, 2008

Move Over Rover....and Let Jimmy Take Over (And possibly shoot a load in your eye??)

A sex tape featuring Jimi Hendrix (the greatest guitarist of all time!) is set to be released by the porn company Vivid Video. The only's not Jimi! Managers of the late Hendrix have released a statement saying that they believe firmly that it is not him. Well, I guess that's proof for me. Oh wait, you say you want more proof??? OK, fine here it is. An ex gf of Jimi (aka groupie) says that there's no way it could be Jimi in the video because "his face is too broad and nose and nostrils too wide". Look I'm not a doctor or anything, but I'm pretty sure that every time this alleged gf had sex with Jimi...she was either tripping balls on acid, or flying around on LSD. Obviously she has no clue what Jimi actually looks like. Still want more proof?? OK here's my closing argument. In the video Jimi is making love to two women....seriously...this is Jimi Hendrix we are talking about, there's no way he way he would ever have sex with only two women at the same least four or five....maybe....

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