Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Peace In the Middle East?????

(Gotta love hippies)
Condoleezza Rice said Tuesday before the president’s trip to the Middle East that an Israeli-Palestinian peace deal before the end of the president’s term (8 months) is improbable but not impossible. Uhm yeah sure, whatever you say. Other things that are improbable but not impossible:
1.) Me losing weight.
2.) Vampires walking in the daylight.
3.) Amy Winehouse getting clean (by that I mean either getting off drugs or taking a shower).
4.) McDonald’s introducing a low-carb menu.
5.) Tom Cruise becoming normal.

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