1.) Me losing weight.
2.) Vampires walking in the daylight.
3.) Amy Winehouse getting clean (by that I mean either getting off drugs or taking a shower).
4.) McDonald’s introducing a low-carb menu.
5.) Tom Cruise becoming normal.
Mr. Murdoch: AHHHHHHHH, AHHHHHHH What is she doing out from under my childhood bed?
Mr. Book: I don't know how we didn't come upon her earlier. Not only is she so U-G-L-Y that she don't need an alibi, but she's also kinda a soul-sucking hag that basically tore her political party apart while they maintained a crazy lead due to public opinion.
Loki: Sooo sexy. She's like the offspring of The Mask and an infected anal fistula.
McNugget: One must not let the Hillary near bright light, especially sunlight, which can kill the Hillary; One must not get water on the Hillary; and, most importantly, One must never feed Hillary after midnight.
Sarah Jessica Parker