Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Jessica Simpson is Single

Last night TMZ reported that Jessica Simpson and Dallas Cowboys QB Tony Romo are officially done.

Cowboy fans are happy because she is a Cowboy pariah and has been labelled the single reason that Dallas did not win the Superbowl this year. It had nothing to do with Romo choking, the Cowboys lack of camaraderie, or individual egos being put above the team itself.

I'm happy because that hot piece is back on the market! Oh, wait...I have no chance. Ha, this story has no relevance to me. Or you...unless you have a lot of money, fame, power, and fans. So, no relevance to you either.

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