A couple things. First off, thank you to all of our fans that have told us that we are doing a good job. I keep hearing from Murdoch and a bunch of our readers that we have a funny site and that we should "keep up the good work". But I have not heard it from any of our readers on the blog. If I had a nickel for each person that said something good, but didn't comment or vote in the polls, we wouldn't have to advertise.
We appreciate you reading us, but it seems like we're talking into an open mic broadcasting into space without feedback. If you'd like us to write something, post it as a comment anywhere. What makes writing this blog enjoyable is to hear your perspective on our posts. And as Puff/Daddy/Diddy/P/Nutty/Duddy/Whatever said: "VOTE OR DIE". Which kind of goes against the whole democracy thing. I mean, we're not Kuwait... (too soon?).
Two more things. 1) Have fun reviewing "Trapped in the Closet" Murdoch. Sucker.
2) Jenna Jameson having a son, yes, terrible, awkward, the kid'll off himself. BUT... if she has a daughter... Oh god yes. Another, younger her. She can do some mother-daughter scenes. So let's all pray to God... GIRL! GIVE US PINK! (clothing for all you sicko's out there).
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UG-O of the WEEK!
9/10/08
Hilary Clinton
Hilary Clinton
Mr. Murdoch: AHHHHHHHH, AHHHHHHH What is she doing out from under my childhood bed?
Mr. Book: I don't know how we didn't come upon her earlier. Not only is she so U-G-L-Y that she don't need an alibi, but she's also kinda a soul-sucking hag that basically tore her political party apart while they maintained a crazy lead due to public opinion.
Loki: Sooo sexy. She's like the offspring of The Mask and an infected anal fistula.
McNugget: One must not let the Hillary near bright light, especially sunlight, which can kill the Hillary; One must not get water on the Hillary; and, most importantly, One must never feed Hillary after midnight.
Past Ug-O's:
Sharon Stone
Dina Matos
Madonna
Brigitte Nielsen
Khloe Kardashian
Linda Hogan
Heather Mills
Sam Ronson
Sarah Jessica Parker
Amy Winehouse
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