Wednesday, June 4, 2008
Why Cubes Are Unhealthy
I hate working as much as the next guy. Imagine if you had to sit around and drink all day and write about stupid stories you found online. With the 3 o’clock dance offs, 4 o’clock finger painting and 11:37 wall ball games. I know it is as horrible as it sounds. Also Loki, Book, and McNugget fart a lot and honestly just because we’re all guys doesn’t mean it is cool.
Every once and awhile I feel like I am going to freak out and throw something. Then I remember, I am not a fucking lunatic. Apparently this guy didn’t remember that in time.
I don't really blame him though. Look how terrible that looks, he looks like he is in hell. No, not figuratively speaking, like in real hell. Like Satan is going to turn the corner and say "Hey guys, did you send that status report yet?"