Grand Theft Auto: Mexico

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Holy crap. See that picture? Just admire it. Cause it's real baby.

Ok, done? That's a live-action shot of a driver plowing into a bike race. Fifteen minutes into that race, Juan Campos hit a group of bikers (killing one) after he was reportedly drunk and fell asleep. The race took place in Mexico. After all, who gets drunk and falls asleep while driving DURING THE DAY? Look at the picture. Clear daylight. He doesn't often plow into bikers in a bike race, but when he does, he drinks Dos Equis.

Maybe he was playing alot of Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City. That's a cool game where you run people over. We'd be able to tell if he ran out of his car and stole one of the bikes and tried to run away from the cops before shooting them in the head, stealing their car, and then stealing a helicopter and jumping out to his death trying not to hit any buildings on the way down. But I heard he just said something about wanting to eat burritos as he got out of his car to clean off the bicycler blood. Then he took a nap.