Monday, June 2, 2008
Kelsey Grammer is Too Important to Die
Kelsey Grammer, the thespian (haha, I said thespian) best known for his role as Dr. Frasier Crane on the hit TV show, Frasier, was paddle boarding in Hawaii today, when he suffered a mild heart attack.
Grammer is reported to be resting in a hospital and is expected to be released later this week.
It's frightening to think that we could have lost Kelsey Grammer at 53. Most people do not know their purpose on this planet, but I can stand before you today and swear that I know the reason he was put on this planet. It was for his magical sperm.
You read that correctly. His magical sperm spawned this magnificent beauty:
Spencer Grammer is Kelsey's eldest daughter (one of three). Kelsey, we're not ready to lose you yet. Not until you give us an army of smoking hot, dimple chinned hotties.