Wednesday, June 4, 2008

The Dutch are Funny

The Associated Press reports that three Dutch men were running through the streets of Utrecht, Netherlands with their asses exposed, when the idea to moon a group of restuarant customers dawned on them. One of the men decided to give the cafe patrons a pressed ham (when you smush your ass against the window) and went through it, suffering deep lacerations to his ass.

Now THAT is how you moon someone. The combination of physical comedy and exposed buttocks is enough to make ya shit a brick. Well, not that guy...he won't be shitting right for weeks.


Sarah said...

it's convenient that they were already half naked. kind of a time-saver. these dutch guys were very efficient mooners. perhaps a little over zealous, though.

Loki said...

Now that you mention it, that is highly efficient mooning. It turns out there is a lot we can learn from other cultures.

I bet if a Japanese guy is planning on mooning someone, he won't even bother putting on pants. Man, they are effective. Take that, American workforce!