On June 18, 2008, California became the second state to legalize gay marriage. I'm cool with this. Gay people tend to be clean, have ultra-low crime rates, operate some fine restaurants, and dress me pretty well.
In fact, I actually once had a moment with a gay guy. I was at work and walked into the men's bathroom, where a gay gentleman was doing his business at a urinal. I walked into a stall. And started taking a wicked dump. And while I was mid-dump, I thought to myself, "Man, I bet I'm really turning him on right now."
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Yes, yes oh yes, you guys are all lovely pieces of shit and I love it.
i love how california seems to be the only state that the rest of the union universally cares about. does that seem weird to anyone?
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