Throw another shrimp on the Barbie, or don’t… I think Australians are a bunch of inbred criminals. What have they ever done for us? Good for nothing Kangaroos, hopping around with the crocks. What the shit is a didgeridoo. Foster's, Australian for piss in a can!
I ate at the Outback one time, I got the blooming onion. If you want to see how many calories you should eat in a month, just take a look at that things health facts. No wonder they took us over, those fatty fats. Houston, Milwaukee and Chicago your allowed to eat again. What you never stopped? Yeah, I knew you would never stop.
By the way, how do you think this thing would taste dipped in melted chocolate?