Who do these flight attendants think they are? I got stuck on a run way one time for 2 hours, so I got up to take a piss, and a woman tried to stop me. As if me, walking in a plane that isn’t moving could kill me and everyone else on the plane. I mean they served me half a Coca Cola with big round ice cubes with the holes in the middle. Of course I am going to have to use the rest room. That is like 6 ounces of fluid that went right to my blatter.
You should have seen me, I was all like “whatever” and then she was like “Sir, you shouldn’t be up walking around when the plane isn’t at the terminal. I am going to need you to go back to your seat.” And I was all like “whatever.” Then I kicked her in the shins and 3 years later I am finally done with this stupid ankle bracelet.