Worth Every Penny

If I had 1.5 million dollars yesterday, I would have 0 dollars today and one tape. That tape would be Marilyn Monroe’s sex tape. The one tape, forged from plastic and film. I wouldn’t even try to sell it, I would just watch it myself, and I wouldn’t tell anyone I owed it. I would sing to it, I would dance with it. I would cook dinner for it. I would tell jokes to it. I would grow old with it. It would probably give me an extended life; the powers of that tape are immeasurable. It would be miness, all mines!!! My love, my passion, my precious.