Monday, April 21, 2008

Not Miley!

I don’t know who Miley Cyrus is but apparently she is another 15 year old that is trying to give me some mahogany. News flash sweetheart, it ain’t going to happen… Not again! I only fall for that old trick 7 or 8 times and then I wise up to it.

The 15 year old took some scandalous pictures with friends that are now being circulated around the internet. Nothing to bad, you don’t see anything fun. Parents of course are up in arms. But let’s take a step back and look at all of the most recent young females that have been held to a higher standard because they were/are celebrities. They have all become laughing stocks and terrible role models. So hey, can we finally stop idolizing these people and start telling our children to be themselves and not emulate everything they see on TV.

Unless your kid is one of those school shooters, because that shit isn’t cool. In that case keep him at home and make him watch Gossip Girls, in a week he won’t have the will to kill, or live.

1 comment:

stowell said...

this post has everything! news, life anecdotes, lessons, pop culture jokes...

mr. murdoch, you are my hero.