Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Greatest Study Ever (except of course for the one that said beer is good for you)

(by the way, that's definitely a penis on the cover of the Disney movie The Little Mermaid)

Yes, it's true. An Australian study (bless those Aussies from down under!) have confirmed that males that flog their dolphin at least 5 times a week were less likely to develop prostate cancer than those that felt that playing a quick game of pocket pool was a sin. However, results regarding shaking hands with the one eyed milk man and blindness were inconclusive.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/po/20080421/co_po/masturbationmaypreventprostatecancer;_ylt=AtEXBgd7cBk3qogioU9l9xcDW7oF

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

no doubt, that is a dong

Loki said...

Ah, gotta love disney. And governments spending money to find out what we all already know. But speaking of disney animators and their love of perversion, don't forget about the hidden message in the Lion King - there's a cloud that spells out "sex". Here's a link for everybody who's never seen it before: http://www.animatedbuzz.com/WB/images/sexcloud.jpg

stowell said...

also, if you actually watch the little mermaid, during the wedding-on-the-boat scene, the priest has a boner. then, inexplicably, three boners. true story.