Sunday, April 6, 2008

Damn you dirty stinking apes!

You did it. Charlton Heston is dead. For years now, Heston knew of the possibility of the Apes and closely-related arboreal dwellers (that's living in trees for most of the PESU crowd)taking over mankind. Now, some of you may call me crazy. But do you know what I think? Back in his days on Mt. Sinai getting the 10 commandment tablets from God, Charlton was told of the End of Days, whereby Apes would take back the Earth and enslave mankind. Charlton thought this was a good idea for a movie, so he told some guys and they made Planet of the Apes. Upon facing that reality in cinematic form, Charlton realized the true depth of the horror of an Ape-run government, began stock-piling weapons for man's defense. Regulations from a hippy-congress started to make Charlton uneasy, so he took command of the National Rifle Association (NRA) as the last bastion of human protection. But now that he's dead. May God have mercy on our souls...

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