Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Scarlett Johansson - Please Shut Up!

If you have a cure for bleeding ears, please contact me ASAP. My ears have gone all hemophiliac on me since hearing this atrocity this AM. Scarlett's attempt at music sounds like Enya grew a pair of testicles overnight, threw her talent out the window, and received pop music lessons from Heidi Montag.

Whoever told Scarlett that she has a great singing voice and should release a single should be water-boarded and sent to Hanoi and given the John McCain treatment. Scarlett Johansson is only famous because she has HUGE boobs and looks like she'd do anything in bed. ANYTHING. She can be doing something more useful with her mouth. Like SHUTTING IT!

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