Reasons why the "deke" will never work.
Scenario 1: A sniper in the stands (from either team) shoots the player in the head because they cannot believe the utter stupidity of what they are witnessing.
Scenario 2: A runaway T-Rex bites the player's head off.
Scenario 3: The player slips and falls on their extremely long hair forcing them to slide into the corner filled with sharp metal spikes.
*Removes top-hat and proceeds to take a bow*