According to a study published in the February issue of the Journal of Family Psychology, couples get along much better when the woman is better looking than her spouse.
I'll spare you the boring ass details, but when a couple in which the woman was better looking discussed a problem, the man was more supportive saying things like "I'm there for you" and "How can I help" [*cough* homo]. When the man was better looking, he would typically respond something like "It's your problem, deal with it."
The study concludes when the man is uglier, he is getting something better out of the relationship than he is providing. When the man is better looking he develops an "I can do better" mentality. Translation: Physical attractiveness is extremely important to men (so get on the treadmill, tubby!). On the contrary, women seek supportive husbands. It's unfortunately for you that you have the personality of a foot.
So maybe there is hope for you after all, Pugly! Nah, I'm just kidding. Your father was right. No one will ever love you.
In conclusion, I love women because they have vaginas. And boobies.
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