Friday, August 8, 2008

Brooke Hogan is Masculine

You know how I know you're gay? You had sex with Brooke Hogan and she finished. On your back. Brooke Hogan is the perfect lay if you're unsure of your sexuality. Just drop your pants, grit your teeth and take it, you pansy. If you liked it, make sure to tell your father to sit down before you break the news to him. If you did not enjoy it, you might still be a power top. Although, I don't think Brooke is the best way to tell if you're a top; she's too big and looks like the Brawny paper towels mascot. I'd suggest finding one of the Corey's. I hear they have some experience in the matter.

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