Thursday, August 14, 2008

Loki Likey the New Lara Croft


Angelina Jolie is being replaced as the face of Tomb Raider's Lara Croft by this lovely young lady, named Alison Carroll (click for larger image). Granted, I'm an admitted Angelina Jolie hater. Her pompous "I'm gonna save the world while concurrently adopting every kid I see along the way" attitude just rubs me the wrong way. She's too self-important and may be the most overpaid person alive.

Inevitably, every time I open my mouth to rant about my dislike of Angelina, I get the same old, trite response, "Well, you wouldn't kick her out of bed, Loki". Well, you're right. But, I wouldn't kick your mom out of bed either and I hate her too. After all, she gave birth to you, didn't she?

On a side note, skinned knees are so sexy. I love the commitment!

1 comment:

weens said...

I love the change. Whatever her name is is much better than Lippy McGee and her stupid tattoos and viles of blood (oh yeah, remember that crap.)

Anyways, hurray for Alison Carroll. And nice jobn with the larger image. Much appreciated.