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Mr. Murdoch: AHHHHHHHH, AHHHHHHH What is she doing out from under my childhood bed?
Mr. Book: I don't know how we didn't come upon her earlier. Not only is she so U-G-L-Y that she don't need an alibi, but she's also kinda a soul-sucking hag that basically tore her political party apart while they maintained a crazy lead due to public opinion.
Loki: Sooo sexy. She's like the offspring of The Mask and an infected anal fistula.
McNugget: One must not let the Hillary near bright light, especially sunlight, which can kill the Hillary; One must not get water on the Hillary; and, most importantly, One must never feed Hillary after midnight.
Past Ug-O's:
Sharon Stone
Dina Matos
Madonna
Brigitte Nielsen
Khloe Kardashian
Linda Hogan
Heather Mills
Sam Ronson
Sarah Jessica Parker
Amy Winehouse
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Finding out that Philly residents are ugly is like finding out that Dumbledore (or as I like to call him "Dildowhore") is gay.
Seriously dude. That's about as much of a report as Britney Spears eating an entire chocolate cheesecake, letting her kids play in a shark tank, and then taking a nap.
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