Wednesday, October 24, 2007

That ass has a person attached to it...


Kim Kardashian, umm… actress? No, umm… singer? No, umm… governor? No… What the hell is she famous for?

She is now attempting to stop the sale of her newest sex tape. Which makes me think, if she doesn’t want people to see her naked, why did she allow the first sex tape to be sold? OR, why did she pose in the new Play Boy? Kim had this to say about her Play Boy shoot:

"It looks really classy and professional.”

Oh yes, definitely. Classy and Professional are two adjectives that are always used to describe Play Boy. Kind of like the adjectives magical and romantic for the word pedophile. Oh and hilarious and blissful rape.

But really, with an ass like that does anyone care what she says? I mean her ass could run for president and it would win since only white, male, land owners can vote… Huh? What? What the hell is the Emancipation Proclamation? Women’s Movement? Amendments? This all sounds very un-American.

1 comment:

kramer said...

Her ass would never win president because I would Hanibal Lecter the SHIT outta that thing before it could.