PESU has finally had a break through moment! After working on this site for about 3 months we have finally completed one item on a laundry list of goals. That’s right everyone, we are officially banned in China!!! PESU HAS BEEN CENSORED IN CHINA!!!
FUCK YEAH!!!
Ok I realize that out of all the countries China is probably the easiest to get banned from but still this is a dream that I never thought we would be able to reach. That means someone read our site, thought it was offensive and then decided that 1 billion people shouldn’t read it. Well I like to keep a positive outlook and say that leaves about 5.5 billion people in the world that can still read the quality articles posted on PESU.
Thanks to all of our fans who have helped us this first quarter. Your encouragement has really kept us going. Feel free to leave comments and vote on our polls. Thanks for reading; hopefully you will get some laughs out of PESU for sometime to come.
FUCK YEAH!!!
Ok I realize that out of all the countries China is probably the easiest to get banned from but still this is a dream that I never thought we would be able to reach. That means someone read our site, thought it was offensive and then decided that 1 billion people shouldn’t read it. Well I like to keep a positive outlook and say that leaves about 5.5 billion people in the world that can still read the quality articles posted on PESU.
Thanks to all of our fans who have helped us this first quarter. Your encouragement has really kept us going. Feel free to leave comments and vote on our polls. Thanks for reading; hopefully you will get some laughs out of PESU for sometime to come.
Johnny McNugget said...
Today (today oday day ay ay y) is the greatest (greatest reatest eatest atest test est st t)day (day ay y) of my life (life ife fe e). I would like to thank everyone who made this possible, Bill Gates: for being a nerd and rather than banging chicks he was home playing with his mouse, My Parents: for buying me an ill desktop computer without which I would never have spent countless hours wasting away on, G.I. Joe: for showing me that "knowing is half the battle", Ronald McDonald: for making amazing breakfast sambos, The people who work at Mast-Jägermeister AG: for getting through those times where I want to forget my problems and end up forgetting the entire night, and sometimes into the next morning (seriously thank you), Ottis Anderson: for leading the New York Giants to a Superbowl victory in 1990, and last, but certiantly not least the government of China: for having no sense of humor and the personality of a brick wall. Thank you.
Today (today oday day ay ay y) is the greatest (greatest reatest eatest atest test est st t)day (day ay y) of my life (life ife fe e). I would like to thank everyone who made this possible, Bill Gates: for being a nerd and rather than banging chicks he was home playing with his mouse, My Parents: for buying me an ill desktop computer without which I would never have spent countless hours wasting away on, G.I. Joe: for showing me that "knowing is half the battle", Ronald McDonald: for making amazing breakfast sambos, The people who work at Mast-Jägermeister AG: for getting through those times where I want to forget my problems and end up forgetting the entire night, and sometimes into the next morning (seriously thank you), Ottis Anderson: for leading the New York Giants to a Superbowl victory in 1990, and last, but certiantly not least the government of China: for having no sense of humor and the personality of a brick wall. Thank you.
(walks back up to mic)Oh yeah, and everyone here as PESU, you guys are the best I love you all, drinks are on me! (well the first round is anyway
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Today (today oday day ay ay y) is the greatest (greatest reatest eatest atest test est st t)day (day ay y) of my life (life ife fe e). I would like to thank everyone who made this possible, Bill Gates: for being a nerd and rather than banging chicks he was home playing with his mouse, My Parents: for buying me an ill desktop computer without which I would never have spent countless hours wasting away on, G.I. Joe: for showing me that "knowing is half the battle", Ronald McDonald: for making amazing breakfast sambos, The people who work at Mast-Jägermeister AG: for getting through those times where I want to forget my problems and end up forgetting the entire night, and sometimes into the next morning (seriously thank you), Ottis Anderson: for leading the New York Giants to a Superbowl victory in 1990, and last, but certiantly not least the government of China: for having no sense of humor and the personality of a brick wall. Thank you.
(walks back up to mic)
Oh yeah, and everyone here as PESU, you guys are the best I love you all, drinks are on me! (well the first round is anyway)
Wow, guys, I'm so happy for you. My only question is: where were your thanks to your good friend Sarah, without whom your accomplishment would never have been brought to light? I mean, really.
But anyway, keep up the good work. I'm sure there are many countries to follow in China's footsteps.
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