But not to be out done the Jerry Springer show broke out when the extremely “not” white trash Kid Rock punched the extremely “not” dirty Tommy Lee in the face. Leading the world to think, that these two are fight over two pieces of silicon wrapped in Hepatitis. I mean honestly you guys are two… umm…very… umm… well kinda… “special” guys, don’t fight over a half woman half rubber android sent from the future to run in slow motion.
And finally Kanye’s tampon fell out when he learned that he will only be performing from his suite and not from the main stage like Justin. Kanye:
'Why did I perform in just a suite?' . 'Justin's my boy, but even he gets to perform in both a suite and on the main stage? Something's wrong here.' "
He also, once again, lost all categories he was up for causing him to say:
"That's two years in a row, man ... I'm trying hard, man, I have the ... #1 record, man."
Just give Kanye his due. I mean we all know ones life isn’t complete without a VMA trophy or whatever the hell you win. Otherwise we will have to listen to him cry for another year about how he was robbed and how he is really a black man. BLAH BLAH BLAH.
Wow truly another amazing and classy night hosted to us by MTV.