Monday, September 10, 2007

MTV = Classy

Another incredibly successful VMA’s were held yesterday and many events that transpired were top news stories. Britney Spears came out dressed in drag and put forth one of the sorriest excuses of a performance since Tom Cruise's “I am not Gay” while jumping on Oprah’s couch. Wait Britney is still a woman… Oh this just got really sad… Unfortunately I didn’t get to watch the VMA’s but whenever you can’t lip-sync songs you supposedly wrote it is a heartbreaking story.

But not to be out done the Jerry Springer show broke out when the extremely “not” white trash Kid Rock punched the extremely “not” dirty Tommy Lee in the face. Leading the world to think, that these two are fight over two pieces of silicon wrapped in Hepatitis. I mean honestly you guys are two… umm…very… umm… well kinda… “special” guys, don’t fight over a half woman half rubber android sent from the future to run in slow motion.

And finally Kanye’s tampon fell out when he learned that he will only be performing from his suite and not from the main stage like Justin. Kanye:

'Why did I perform in just a suite?' . 'Justin's my boy, but even he gets to perform in both a suite and on the main stage? Something's wrong here.' "

He also, once again, lost all categories he was up for causing him to say:

"That's two years in a row, man ... I'm trying hard, man, I have the ... #1 record, man."

Just give Kanye his due. I mean we all know ones life isn’t complete without a VMA trophy or whatever the hell you win. Otherwise we will have to listen to him cry for another year about how he was robbed and how he is really a black man. BLAH BLAH BLAH.

Wow truly another amazing and classy night hosted to us by MTV.

1 comment:

Kramer said...

How can MTV have a VIDEO Music Awards, when they don't play videos? Thanks to my g/f (that bitch) I got to watch some of this show, there wasn't one VIDEO up for an award. It was all artists. What happened to the days when bands would roll out of bed, stroll up wearing a grungy ass AC/DC tee shirt and win awards for a sick music VIDEO but a shitty song? @ssholes. And yeah, Britney was terrible, and a little paunchy, but who am I to complain, she looks good for having two kids.