Friday, September 28, 2007
Rocko's Modern Life - Most Perverted Cartoon Ever?
Was Rocko's Modern Life the most perverted cartoon to ever hit the airwaves? I'm convinced it was. It's dirtier than South Park and Anime porn because they are pitched as cartoons with adult themes. Rocko was sold as a kiddie cartoon.
You're thinking - Loki sees what he wants. While this claim is 100% true (and the reason that I think any girl I've ever dated looks like Jennifer Aniston's head on Jessica Alba's body - even if they happen to look like the back of my balls), I intend to prove beyond the shadow of reasonable doubt, that this show was a perv-fest.
1. Rocko and Hefer always ate a restaurant called "Chokey's Chicken" which in the last season all of a sudden became "Chewy's Chicken" because they could not get away with it any longer.
2. When Rocko lost his job at Kinda-Alot-O-Comics, he became a phone sex operator. Mrs. Bighead called up the hotline and Rocko picked up the phone and answered in his sexy Aussie accent "Oh baby, oh baby, oh baby". It got real awkward real quick.
3. They had Filbert cross-dress in a bunch of episodes. Does the line "call me Ophelia" ring a bell? (Probably not; it does to me because I spent the better part of my childhood in front of a TV).
4. When Rocko would visit Hefer (who lived with a pack of wolves), Hefer's father would always yell out "Let's eat the beaver!!!" (referring to Rocko, who was a wallaby).
There, my friends, you have it. This was by no means a clean show. If you can think of any more perverted Rocko's Modern Life situations, lines, etc. I'd love to hear them. Feel free to comment away!
PS How did Filbert and Dr. Hutchinson have a successful love life with that hook-hand of hers? Ouch...