Was Rocko's Modern Life the most perverted cartoon to ever hit the airwaves? I'm convinced it was. It's dirtier than South Park and Anime porn because they are pitched as cartoons with adult themes. Rocko was sold as a kiddie cartoon.
You're thinking - Loki sees what he wants. While this claim is 100% true (and the reason that I think any girl I've ever dated looks like Jennifer Aniston's head on Jessica Alba's body - even if they happen to look like the back of my balls), I intend to prove beyond the shadow of reasonable doubt, that this show was a perv-fest.
1. Rocko and Hefer always ate a restaurant called "Chokey's Chicken" which in the last season all of a sudden became "Chewy's Chicken" because they could not get away with it any longer.
2. When Rocko lost his job at Kinda-Alot-O-Comics, he became a phone sex operator. Mrs. Bighead called up the hotline and Rocko picked up the phone and answered in his sexy Aussie accent "Oh baby, oh baby, oh baby". It got real awkward real quick.
3. They had Filbert cross-dress in a bunch of episodes. Does the line "call me Ophelia" ring a bell? (Probably not; it does to me because I spent the better part of my childhood in front of a TV).
4. When Rocko would visit Hefer (who lived with a pack of wolves), Hefer's father would always yell out "Let's eat the beaver!!!" (referring to Rocko, who was a wallaby).
There, my friends, you have it. This was by no means a clean show. If you can think of any more perverted Rocko's Modern Life situations, lines, etc. I'd love to hear them. Feel free to comment away!
PS How did Filbert and Dr. Hutchinson have a successful love life with that hook-hand of hers? Ouch...
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And let's not forget the classic salmon bushes, and of course...
Rocko: [With a paddle in his hand] We're playing spank the monkey!
Salmon bushes - UGH!
Upon further research, I've come upon the following quotes:
[Ed is spying on Rocko's backyard, where a nudist party is being held]
Ed Bighead: Bev! Oh, I can't believe it! Do you know what that weirdo next door is up to?
Bev Bighead: Oh, shut up and mind your own business, Ed.
Ed Bighead: But, Bev! They're, well... Nude!
[Excited, Bev grabs the binoculars from Ed]
Bev Bighead: Oh, Ed! Oh, you're right! Yes! This is disgusting!
[in whisper] Quick, Ed, get the telescope out of the hall closet!
Rocko: Heff, everybody's bonkers for me bum!
Heffer: I know. You've got the most famous fanny in O-Town!
AND FINALLY:
Filbert: You turn the page, wash your hands. Turn the page, wash your hands. Turn the page, wash your hands...
(gross)
Yeah, it was highly suggestive, but not as near as openly disturbing as Ren and Stimpy. That was just flat out insane. At least Rocko had a cuteness to it despite the innuendo.
also when rocko and heff went to the jackhammer convention and the sign said "Jack all you want!"
woah...
or when spanky kept going in the closet for the broom and rocko said "what were you doing? I don't wanna know. Do you know what i mop up with that thing. You know what you can get?" lol it was something like that but it suggested that the mop had something lol
God you guys. Yeah Rocko's Modern Life was a "perverted" show...but look who's thinking wrong ? You guys are just thinking wrong mostly..
When I grew up watching that show I never thought of that. I didn't turn into a big perv and think everything looks nasty
Ohh and 90's cartoon's ARE the best !(:
Nobod turned it into anything. The creators of the show deliberitely put in the adult references. Its not like these are theories or ideas, they're facts.
Yes, because the only thing kids in 1993 thought about was sex. /sarcasm
Even if it was suggestive, who cares?
At that time not every word in the English language had something perverted associated with it. in 2011, the exact opposite is different. Get your mind out of the gutter and stop associating everything with sex.
I think one that stand out to me would have to be the episode The Emperor's New Joe where the Chameleon brothers are running a coffee scandel in the old country of "Balzack" I think we all know what they were going for there.
I didnt relize how sexual it was until now wen u recently watched it again den ecerything hit me....n da orgin as l episode of flint rock rocko n heffer stop at as motel to get a room fir the night the motel manager askd for the whole we don't have anything open n at dat moment tge no vacancy light turns back to vacancy n da manager say oh looks like we have a premature departure.....get it
uh how about the multiple episodes where the bigheads are boning? in the halloween episode, mr bighead starts choking mrs. bighead and in the window, they start making out..they were always doing some kinky sex stuff...plates??
Whoa relax there buddy.. Taking this a lil too seriously
Kids won't get the innuendo because kids don't get innuendo. That's the beauty of it, the kids get a cute and quirky cartoon to watch and the adults can enjoy the deeper humour. I think it's great for kids that the show depicts a slightly more realistic take on life than other, more mainstream cartoons. Episodes about the importance of the environment, how to win a girl, how the working world works,why partying all night before work is bad, etc.
How about when rocko would repeatedly get wedge between the hippo lady's massive breasts. Like who at nickelodeon approves that?
Listen u guys are takin dis a little to far the show did have some issues but the show was actually great u just made this website because u were bored and wanted to complain get a $&@&$@ Life
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