Stephen King says the first line in a book is most important. It needs to grab a reader and say "Continue reading me and you will not be upset with your choice." Well there is only one thing this writer can say that he truly means (plus what would I be if my first post was a giant lie?)
PLEASE EVERYONE SHUT UP!
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UG-O of the WEEK!
9/10/08
Hilary Clinton
Hilary Clinton
Mr. Murdoch: AHHHHHHHH, AHHHHHHH What is she doing out from under my childhood bed?
Mr. Book: I don't know how we didn't come upon her earlier. Not only is she so U-G-L-Y that she don't need an alibi, but she's also kinda a soul-sucking hag that basically tore her political party apart while they maintained a crazy lead due to public opinion.
Loki: Sooo sexy. She's like the offspring of The Mask and an infected anal fistula.
McNugget: One must not let the Hillary near bright light, especially sunlight, which can kill the Hillary; One must not get water on the Hillary; and, most importantly, One must never feed Hillary after midnight.
Past Ug-O's:
Sharon Stone
Dina Matos
Madonna
Brigitte Nielsen
Khloe Kardashian
Linda Hogan
Heather Mills
Sam Ronson
Sarah Jessica Parker
Amy Winehouse
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