It's Been a Good Day for Photos

I've been having trouble keeping it in my pants all day. This morning, I was fortunate enough to stumble upon a picture of a 27 month pregnant Minnie Driver. I never found skinny Minnie to be attractive. Now add to that another 75 lbs and subtract a hair and make up artist. I am in for a treat!


Next, I found out that Julie Roberts went from being an average looking chick with DSLs to a flatso. Seriously, this chick is making $20 million dollars per movie, whereas I am only making $200 per scene for, ahem, similar type work. And she only looks slightly better than me in a bikini...


Kelly Osbourne, on the other hand, has been looking HOT lately. I think it's the new tattoo...


With beauties like this roaming the globe, I have no clue what prevents me from being a rapist. Just kidding! It's my parole officer. She's a hardass...