tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3442371702756339605.post3625703847221335440..comments2023-11-03T07:31:47.529-04:00Comments on Please Everyone Shutup: "And I'm sitting here reading don't kill myself books."Mr. Murdochhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10708951373050296900noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3442371702756339605.post-74671318983318622162007-08-29T13:33:00.000-04:002007-08-29T13:33:00.000-04:00This just in. "Owen Wilson did, in fact attempt t...This just in. "Owen Wilson did, in fact attempt to commit suicide," said Wilson's spokesperson, Emma Jones. "We have it on good authority that he watch Zoolander, Shanghai Noon, You, Me, and Dupree, and the Wedding Crashers, and upon seeing himself on screen, decided to end it all for the good of humanity." Now, I'd have to agree. He is a terrible actor that plays the same character in every movie he's in, and he has the same voice and delivery no matter who he's playing. The bastard can't act. He gets millions to read lines. Kill yourself. (Finally, somebody listens).Mr. Bookhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10306342606927749543noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3442371702756339605.post-77399748090217347532007-08-28T21:03:00.000-04:002007-08-28T21:03:00.000-04:00pol pot, unfortunately your hope came true the day...pol pot, unfortunately your hope came true the day i f*cked your mother. you wouldn't know funny if it came in your hair.Lokihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11061074445715381691noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3442371702756339605.post-88264549163181989732007-08-28T19:14:00.000-04:002007-08-28T19:14:00.000-04:00yo this site is shit. it's not funny and i bet nob...yo this site is shit. it's not funny and i bet nobody cares about any of these stories. thanks for making me waste precious time i could have dedicated to porn. i hope you have disabled kids some day.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3442371702756339605.post-19949183839036812192007-08-28T18:22:00.000-04:002007-08-28T18:22:00.000-04:00You know your wayyyy too rich when you try to comm...You know your wayyyy too rich when you try to commit suicide and the reasoning behind it has nothing to do with your hideous schnoz.Johnny McNuggethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17034911092070662317noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3442371702756339605.post-12693251927406469942007-08-28T16:09:00.000-04:002007-08-28T16:09:00.000-04:00I completely completely completely agree. Shit he...I completely completely completely agree. Shit he could even afford to do enough drugs to not overdose and be happy.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com